(Vocal Collection). Character roles are a staple of theatre, film, television and musical theatre. Rather than romantic leads, they are featured comic roles, villains, or off-beat secondary parts. These are their songs from stage and screen musicals. AVENUE Q: If You Were Gay * AVENUE Q: I’’m Not Wearing Underwear Today * BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Gaston * BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Me * CATS: The Ballad of Billy M’‘Caw * CHICAGO: Mister Cellophane * THE DROWSY CHAPERONE: I Am Aldolpho * EVITA: On This Night of a Thousand Stars * A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM: Bring Me My Bride * A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM: I’’m Calm * GUYS AND DOLLS: Sit Down You’’re Rockin’’ the Boat * HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING: A Secretary Is Not a Toy * KISS ME, KATE: Brush up Your Shakespeare * THE LITTLE MERMAID: Les Poissons * MINNIE’‘S BOYS: Where Was I When They Passed Out the Luck? * MONTY PYTHON’‘S SPAMALOT: You Won’’t Succeed on Broadway * OLIVER!: Boy for Sale * OLIVER!: Reviewing the Situation * PORGY AND BESS: It Ain’’t Necessarily So * THE PRODUCERS: Haben Sie Gehort Das Deutsche Band? (Have You Ever Heard the German Band?) * THE PRODUCERS: Heil Myself * THE PRODUCERS: In Old Bavaria * THE PRODUCERS: Springtime for Hitler * SHE LOVES ME: Grand Knowing You * SHREK THE MUSICAL: The Ballad of Farquaad * SWEENEY TODD: Ladies in Their Sensitivities * THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE: My Unfortunate Erection * WHEN PIGS FLY: Quasimodo * THE WIZARD OF OZ: If I Were King of the Forest