Marty Beckerman''s hilarious guide for the modern man to booze, battle, and bull-fight his way to becoming more like Hemingway
More than fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history''s ultimate man, and young males today-obsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and Playstation-know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot skin a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards.
The Heming Way demonstrates how modern eunuchs-brainwashed by PETA and Alcoholics Anonymous-can learn from Papa''s unparalleled example: drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, and gloriously self-destructive.
Advice includes:
How to kill enough animals to render a species endangered-just like Papa!
Getting your friends to think drinking a daiquiri is manly . . . just by drinking one nine yourself
Achieving sufficiently high testosterone levels to never have to worry about the chance of having a daughter instead of a son
And much more!
Profane, insightful, hilarious and loaded with more than 150 photos, facts and insights about Papa, The Heming Way is a difficult path, and not for the weak, but truth is manlier than fiction.
